Swallow this Street

jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page
how did this occur

jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page

how did this occur

anniebananaberry:

featheredclockwork:

felinesleepwear:


When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’

Canada just gets more and more perfect the more I learn and hear about it.

omg canada i must know more about you

CANADAAAAAA

anniebananaberry:

featheredclockwork:

felinesleepwear:

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’

Canada just gets more and more perfect the more I learn and hear about it.

omg canada i must know more about you

CANADAAAAAA

i already need to layer my hair again it grows so fucking fast. guess i’ll do that later after i wake up. if my scissors will cooperate.

theleftnippleofgilgamesh:

don’t even try to tell me Erwin doesn’t get along with the kids in town.also

theleftnippleofgilgamesh:

don’t even try to tell me Erwin doesn’t get along with the kids in town.
also

  • Me: *follows really amazing blog
  • Really amazing blog: *follows me back*
  • Me: oh nooooo
  • Me: OH NOOOO
  • Me: WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? I HAVE TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED
  • Me: *blush* ohhhh gods,
  • Me: oh goooods noooo
  • Really amazing blog: *reblogs my post*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, MOM?